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Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by MasterBeds » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:52 pm

Mooching around Newcastle castle this morning was not enthralling me as much as I hoped. Consequentially, I jumped online and had a look to see if anybody was immediately available. The only option apparently was this one
https://www.adultwork.com/4700480

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Physical: A mature Geordie lady, 50-years-old and easily a size 12 with large saggy boobs.
Location: A 2-bedroom house, cluttered a bit, but bed well appointed. Postcode only takes you so far and then the WG has to talk you in.
Services: £120 for 30 minutes, including kissing, OWO, RO, BB and CIP. Rather expensive for what is a tame GFE.
Recommendation: Positive, for she provides everything and she is a friendly enough lady.

So, Newcastle was my city of choice today. Last visited about 6 years ago or so. Quite a lot going on, but the railway has somewhat ruined the castle. With the drizzle, miserable looking folk trudging by, I sought salvation in a punt. A quick online search and availability messages zipped off. Linzi confirmed her availability and a booking was duly made. I had low expectations, so wasn’t hoping for much. I simply wanted to take what was on offer.

Came on here and had a gander to see if she has had a mention. Came across this thread
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1938&hilit=4700480
I’m guessing that her comms are not the greatest. She can be rather vague and pinning her down seems to be challenging. I think she is very wary of new punters, as she has had some bad experiences. I think that you need to have good feedback on AW and that will help breech that barrier. By her name and the fee she charges, she may be slightly disillusioned that she is of a higher crop and sees very limited number of clients.

I can happily say that I have never been to Ashington in my life. Getting there proved to be of an arduous endeavour via public transport. I finally debarked in a rather sleepy town. I learnt that it is an old mining community and the drab facades and tired appearance of the place testified to that. I didn’t find it rough, but there was a certain subdued atmosphere to the town and a languidness to everything, if not apathetic.

Once again, my GPS led me through a labyrinth of small alley-ways and very narrow streets, with hills everywhere. Certainly challenged my orientation skills and when I finally arrived at postcode, there were a plethora of off-shoots and random hidden pathways. The WG did warn though that I should call when arriving and she’d talk me in. Which she did and her place was at least one street and 200 meters away from the designated postcode. No clue if that is a deliberate ploy or not.

Linzi does that annoying trick of hiding behind the door as she opens it up. Christ knows why, for nobody is likely to see her and she had a kind of top on in any case. I had to squeeze past, step into the living, so that she could close the door. In the living-room, I was greeted by lots of dog bowls, toys and the paraphernalia that accompanies a mutt. Apparently, she has one of those irritating yappy little Jack-Russell’s, who doesn’t like folk in their house. Happily, Linzi had assigned said rat to the back yard, so I didn’t meet the chap.

The house is one of those old ones, that has been somewhat modernised. The bathroom and toilet are downstairs and I took the chance to freshen up. The bathroom was clean enough and there were plenty of fresh towels. After the clean-up, Linzi led me upstairs and into the main room. No annoying music or TV, which is a first for a long time for me with a WG. I usually have to request them to turn the bloody things off or down. The bedroom was spacious, the bed furnished but fairly low to the ground. There was a chair, where one could deposit one’s belongings and disrobe.

We then commenced the mutual kissing and disrobing procedures. Kissing was light and I didn’t push for DFK. Once clothes came off, Linzi turned out to be a more chunky WG than originally perceived. I would say at least a size 12, if not a 14. There was certainly baggage around the gut area and her boobs were bountiful, but drooped considerably. She began the event off by a slow BJ, OWO with some hand job. This didn’t set the world on fire, but it was pleasant enough. She alternated between mouth and hand. Soon concluded that chapter and got her onto the bed to check her out.

Now, Linzi has a clit-piercing! Not seen one of those for a long time. So, that caught my attention immediately. She was not completely shaved either and there were folds of fat around her lower lips. She did respond to my administrations and I soon got her nice and wet. The leg-shaking and quiet moaning testified to my efforts.

Linzi is not the supplest, so I couldn’t contort her in many positions. I tried a few and doggie appeared to the position where you can get deepest. She is not tight, so depth and sensation were pretty the same in whatever position. There was no pretentiousness from Linzi and I think she enjoyed it as much as I did. Inevitably, I reached my climax and she took it like a true trooper, although a lot of it was wasted when it plopped out of her and onto the bed when I withdrew! She tried to mop that up with some wet-wipes, but I don’t think that was very successful. I ensured that Linzi got that side of the bed when we lay back down!

We finished off by a short massage, which was OK, gentle and sensual. No pressure and allowed me to recover myself, whilst I asked her a few things. She’s not the brightest spark in the box, but I was able to hold a pleasant enough conversation with her. I did ask her advice about the best possibilities for my return journey and the instructions she gave me were completely and utterly unhelpful and I had to use the GPS to guide me back out of the mazes.

As I left, I asked for some water and she retrieved a new, unopened bottle and told me to keep it. Which is a nice touch. A kiss goodbye and I left on my merry way.

Getting back to my digs proved to be a rather annoying venture, but at least I got to see some local attractions. Even ended up at Morpeth train station, which was also a rather sad-looking poor affair. The townships up here in the north-East certainly have a soulful feeling to them all. I’m guessing that world events are currently putting a big toll on them. As I traipsed my way through the various neighbourhoods, I did exchange some further friendly messages with Linzi, who I would assess as a rather homely local.

Would I recommend? Yes, I would, but she really is not my type and she is expensive for what she provides. £120 for the vast majority of us would seem excessive and I can certificate that she is not in the range where I would consider £120 as a true bargain price for her. For me, I knew that she charged £40 extra for BB, agreed with her that in advance and knew my expectations levels.
She was very pleasant though, affable and provided everything that I wished for. I did not find her inspirational, but on the other hand, she was engaging and not disinterested. She is awkward to find, so unless you have the spare cash and plenty of time on your hands, then, I would say to go for it. Elsewise, there are better options for the general Joe out there.
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by Lookingforfun » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:20 am

She’s pot bellied . That’s what turned me right off
Very expensive for what she is and falsely advertising anal when she doesn’t do it
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by cartwright747 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:29 am

Thanks for your rounded and balanced critique of Newcastle and other North East towns thay you seemed to relish letting us know during your review of the lass. The review of the lass alone would have been sufficient. We all shall return the favour when we visit your neck of the woods. Lets hope when we visit it'll be damp and drizzling and our reviews will be on an equal footing
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by Bigheavyballs » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:31 am

cartwright747 wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:29 am
Thanks for your rounded and balanced critique of Newcastle and other North East towns thay you seemed to relish letting us know during your review of the lass. The review of the lass alone would have been sufficient. We all shall return the favour when we visit your neck of the woods. Lets hope when we visit it'll be damp and drizzling and our reviews will be on an equal footing
His local towns appearing to be Northampton, Milton Keynes, Luton, and Bedford. Trust me even if it is the most glorious weather ever you won't have trouble producing a balanced and rounded critique of them. To be fair to MB I don't think that'll bother him.
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by cartwright747 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:36 pm

Honestly, bit of rain or drizzle. What are peoples expectations of how others feel and behave when walking about minding their own business? That they should be performing and recreating Gene Kelly dance routines from Signing in the Rain to keep visitors to our beloved towns and cities entertained! Maybe we're more tolerant of the occasional spell of inclement weather up here ......
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by MasterBeds » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:40 pm

cartwright747 wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:36 pm
Honestly, bit of rain or drizzle. What are peoples expectations of how others feel and behave when walking about minding their own business? That they should be performing and recreating Gene Kelly dance routines from Signing in the Rain to keep visitors to our beloved towns and cities entertained! Maybe we're more tolerant of the occasional spell of inclement weather up here ......
Dude,

Think you need to chill out a bit. I wasn’t having a direct dig at the North-East. Indeed, I found Chester-Le-Street a rather appealing town, as I outlined in my review:
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=7828
As with all informative, constructive reviews, I gave a detailed account of the environment and circumstances, which led up to and including the encounter with the WG. An accurate account of the punt will only provide other potential punters the intel they need to form a decisive decision.

I hope that my review here gave an informed insight to what I experienced and hopefully, provide another punter, to what they may expect.
So, in that regard, can you please limit further comments to relate to the WG and not the vicinity, in which she is located? Thanks!
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by Condominium » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:43 pm

Yes, everyone back to your township! :lol:
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by cartwright747 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:58 pm

MasterBeds wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:40 pm
cartwright747 wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:36 pm
Honestly, bit of rain or drizzle. What are peoples expectations of how others feel and behave when walking about minding their own business? That they should be performing and recreating Gene Kelly dance routines from Signing in the Rain to keep visitors to our beloved towns and cities entertained! Maybe we're more tolerant of the occasional spell of inclement weather up here ......
Dude,

Think you need to chill out a bit. I wasn’t having a direct dig at the North-East. Indeed, I found Chester-Le-Street a rather appealing town, as I outlined in my review:
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=7828
As with all informative, constructive reviews, I gave a detailed account of the environment and circumstances, which led up to and including the encounter with the WG. An accurate account of the punt will only provide other potential punters the intel they need to form a decisive decision.

I hope that my review here gave an informed insight to what I experienced and hopefully, provide another punter, to what they may expect.
So, in that regard, can you please limit further comments to relate to the WG and not the vicinity, in which she is located? Thanks!
Not sure i'm that out of order MB, like i said, normally i don't mind your posts. Guess i'm protective of my home town and region. You'd understand that?
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by ChasB » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:24 pm

MasterBeds wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:40 pm
So, in that regard, can you please limit further comments to relate to the WG and not the vicinity, in which she is located? Thanks!
If you're going to discuss the area in which you punt, and especially if you are a touch derogatory then I think you have to expect people from that area to disagree with you if they think you're worng or unfair!

Easiest way is not to go into so much detail as you leave yourself open to criticism.

By the way - how goes the Nigerian Nurse encounter - did she miss you on your expedition to the "dirty" north???
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Re: Naughty_Cum_Slut - Ashington - positive

Post by cartwright747 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:25 pm

After first reading, i was beginning to think MB was Michael Portillo, giving us an update to Bradshaw's Guide.

Wonder if Bradshaw visited the local whorehouses on his tours around the UK. An edition of the"Guide" Portillo hasn't yet described in detail
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