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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by casuallyurs » Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:29 pm

She was in Cardiff this weekend. Emailed her on AW to sort out meeting, she replied to say text. When I texted her she said she was booked for next couple of hours and on the rag so didn't bother, but at least she said rather than find out when your there.
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by acebreak » Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:51 pm

I visited Joanne during her visit to London.
comms were ok, I turned up at the required time. she was naked but boots and stockings. The room was melting and stunk of cum. nice room in a nice block, but her teeth, or what teeth. she has a mouth full of black stumps bar one tooth on the side. I frankly couldnt preform or even look at her. The body with fake tits was lovely but, i just couldnt. Not even a BJ. she slurred her words slightly. not my cup of tea at all
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by Bare101 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 pm

acebreak wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:51 pm
I visited Joanne during her visit to London.
comms were ok, I turned up at the required time. she was naked but boots and stockings. The room was melting and stunk of cum. nice room in a nice block, but her teeth, or what teeth. she has a mouth full of black stumps bar one tooth on the side. I frankly couldnt preform or even look at her. The body with fake tits was lovely but, i just couldnt. Not even a BJ. she slurred her words slightly. not my cup of tea at all
Jesus, she sounds fucking awful. I don’t understand guys that can get hard for and fuck a total mess like that. I mean, get a fucking grip and have some self respect. A wank has got to be better.
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by Highlander » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:18 pm

Bare101 wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 pm
acebreak wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:51 pm
I visited Joanne during her visit to London.
comms were ok, I turned up at the required time. she was naked but boots and stockings. The room was melting and stunk of cum. nice room in a nice block, but her teeth, or what teeth. she has a mouth full of black stumps bar one tooth on the side. I frankly couldnt preform or even look at her. The body with fake tits was lovely but, i just couldnt. Not even a BJ. she slurred her words slightly. not my cup of tea at all
Jesus, she sounds fucking awful. I don’t understand guys that can get hard for and fuck a total mess like that. I mean, get a fucking grip and have some self respect. A wank has got to be better.

Another girl with rotten teeth is tiny Kat. Similarly, she's also quite a naturally pretty girl, but the bad teeth spoils it all. I'm sure it's caused by smoking crack. I simply don't understand why they don't get them fixed, considering all the money they've made.
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by MasterBeds » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:13 am

Highlander wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:18 pm
Bare101 wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 pm
acebreak wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:51 pm
I visited Joanne during her visit to London.
comms were ok, I turned up at the required time. she was naked but boots and stockings. The room was melting and stunk of cum. nice room in a nice block, but her teeth, or what teeth. she has a mouth full of black stumps bar one tooth on the side. I frankly couldnt preform or even look at her. The body with fake tits was lovely but, i just couldnt. Not even a BJ. she slurred her words slightly. not my cup of tea at all
Jesus, she sounds fucking awful. I don’t understand guys that can get hard for and fuck a total mess like that. I mean, get a fucking grip and have some self respect. A wank has got to be better.

Another girl with rotten teeth is tiny Kat. Similarly, she's also quite a naturally pretty girl, but the bad teeth spoils it all. I'm sure it's caused by smoking crack. I simply don't understand why they don't get them fixed, considering all the money they've made.
I don’t get the impression that Joanne is a crack smoker. Sure, she’s rather rough and not that appealing facially, but if you’re fucking her doggie, then, you don’t’ need to worry about that too much. She’s got a cracking body, and she’s very willing. Paintings should not be judged by their aesthetic value, but by the story that they tell.

I have not met Kat and can’t comment on her, but by the feedback read, she’s more a crack-whore than Joanne appears to be. I don’t get all the pissing about she makes you do before actually encountering her. What’s that about? Is that a control fetish or just some very elaborate and unnecessary, and apparently, failing mechanism to weed out the chaff from the pure? Sure, I will visit, when in the area, but that has never converged.

At the end of the day, it is all down to personality and service. If the WG is affable, respectful and can treat you correctly and provide an acceptable service, then, who gives a god-damn flying fuck what she looks like or how old, knackered she is. Results matter, not the appearance. People expect their football teams to play “attractive” and “attacking” football, win spectacularly and flourish accordingly. Just like England tonight. Great in the first half, but complete and utter crap the second half. Being outplayed 2-0 in the second half. Not a true representation of the true nature of the game. Folks’ get their hopes up that they’ll reach the semi-final or even final of the Euros, when in reality, they won’t even reach the quarters, for regardless of their “attractiveness” and “appeal”, they are, fundamentally, a flawed and failing entity.

People need to take a rain check and seriously reflect on the actuality of the situation, the WG and what they are paying for, receiving and enjoy accordingly.

I surmise that Acebreak had not done his homework, researched diligently, appreciated what he was engaging and plunged with no notion of the experience that he was expecting and aspiring to. Naivety seems to be his ultimate consequence to the punt and I would suggest that his innocence and gullibility were the inevitable conclusion.
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by Bigheavyballs » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:17 am

MasterBeds wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:13 am
Highlander wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:18 pm
Bare101 wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 pm


Jesus, she sounds fucking awful. I don’t understand guys that can get hard for and fuck a total mess like that. I mean, get a fucking grip and have some self respect. A wank has got to be better.

Another girl with rotten teeth is tiny Kat. Similarly, she's also quite a naturally pretty girl, but the bad teeth spoils it all. I'm sure it's caused by smoking crack. I simply don't understand why they don't get them fixed, considering all the money they've made.
I don’t get the impression that Joanne is a crack smoker. Sure, she’s rather rough and not that appealing facially, but if you’re fucking her doggie, then, you don’t’ need to worry about that too much. She’s got a cracking body, and she’s very willing. Paintings should not be judged by their aesthetic value, but by the story that they tell.

I have not met Kat and can’t comment on her, but by the feedback read, she’s more a crack-whore than Joanne appears to be. I don’t get all the pissing about she makes you do before actually encountering her. What’s that about? Is that a control fetish or just some very elaborate and unnecessary, and apparently, failing mechanism to weed out the chaff from the pure? Sure, I will visit, when in the area, but that has never converged.

At the end of the day, it is all down to personality and service. If the WG is affable, respectful and can treat you correctly and provide an acceptable service, then, who gives a god-damn flying fuck what she looks like or how old, knackered she is. Results matter, not the appearance. People expect their football teams to play “attractive” and “attacking” football, win spectacularly and flourish accordingly. Just like England tonight. Great in the first half, but complete and utter crap the second half. Being outplayed 2-0 in the second half. Not a true representation of the true nature of the game. Folks’ get their hopes up that they’ll reach the semi-final or even final of the Euros, when in reality, they won’t even reach the quarters, for regardless of their “attractiveness” and “appeal”, they are, fundamentally, a flawed and failing entity.

People need to take a rain check and seriously reflect on the actuality of the situation, the WG and what they are paying for, receiving and enjoy accordingly.

I surmise that Acebreak had not done his homework, researched diligently, appreciated what he was engaging and plunged with no notion of the experience that he was expecting and aspiring to. Naivety seems to be his ultimate consequence to the punt and I would suggest that his innocence and gullibility were the inevitable conclusion.
Genuine question and not meant as an insult are you autistic MB or have you ever been tested for it?
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by scottinyork » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:26 am

MasterBeds wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:13 am
I have not met Kat and can’t comment on her, but by the feedback read, she’s more a crack-whore than Joanne appears to be. I don’t get all the pissing about she makes you do before actually encountering her. What’s that about? Is that a control fetish or just some very elaborate and unnecessary, and apparently, failing mechanism to weed out the chaff from the pure? Sure, I will visit, when in the area, but that has never converged.
She picked up a seriously deranged stalker at one point, and that's why she became ultra-cautious.
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by acebreak » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:58 pm

MasterBeds wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:13 am
Highlander wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:18 pm
Bare101 wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 pm


Jesus, she sounds fucking awful. I don’t understand guys that can get hard for and fuck a total mess like that. I mean, get a fucking grip and have some self respect. A wank has got to be better.

Another girl with rotten teeth is tiny Kat. Similarly, she's also quite a naturally pretty girl, but the bad teeth spoils it all. I'm sure it's caused by smoking crack. I simply don't understand why they don't get them fixed, considering all the money they've made.
I don’t get the impression that Joanne is a crack smoker. Sure, she’s rather rough and not that appealing facially, but if you’re fucking her doggie, then, you don’t’ need to worry about that too much. She’s got a cracking body, and she’s very willing. Paintings should not be judged by their aesthetic value, but by the story that they tell.

I have not met Kat and can’t comment on her, but by the feedback read, she’s more a crack-whore than Joanne appears to be. I don’t get all the pissing about she makes you do before actually encountering her. What’s that about? Is that a control fetish or just some very elaborate and unnecessary, and apparently, failing mechanism to weed out the chaff from the pure? Sure, I will visit, when in the area, but that has never converged.

At the end of the day, it is all down to personality and service. If the WG is affable, respectful and can treat you correctly and provide an acceptable service, then, who gives a god-damn flying fuck what she looks like or how old, knackered she is. Results matter, not the appearance. People expect their football teams to play “attractive” and “attacking” football, win spectacularly and flourish accordingly. Just like England tonight. Great in the first half, but complete and utter crap the second half. Being outplayed 2-0 in the second half. Not a true representation of the true nature of the game. Folks’ get their hopes up that they’ll reach the semi-final or even final of the Euros, when in reality, they won’t even reach the quarters, for regardless of their “attractiveness” and “appeal”, they are, fundamentally, a flawed and failing entity.

People need to take a rain check and seriously reflect on the actuality of the situation, the WG and what they are paying for, receiving and enjoy accordingly.

I surmise that Acebreak had not done his homework, researched diligently, appreciated what he was engaging and plunged with no notion of the experience that he was expecting and aspiring to. Naivety seems to be his ultimate consequence to the punt and I would suggest that his innocence and gullibility were the inevitable conclusion.
Nice write up, very well written.
I have been punting years and do a fair bit of leg work prior to a punt, I knew she was a filthy whore that would do anything. But peoples deception of one thing or another can sometimes be misguided. i.e, one person mentioned how fat alyessia was, when in fact I found her a little chubby but not fat as such.
Joanne has no facial pictures online. I have paid for her private gallery again with no luck. so i was happy to see but the face and teeth like i said were so off putting, and also the fact the tv was playing so trying to pump away in doggy whilst trying not to think about her face whilst watching tipping point, whilst trying to answer the questions was just not my own cup of tea.

Anyone that likes filthy sluts and doggy then go ahead
"what she looks like or how old, knackered she is" is a good point. and my point is she could give a good service IF you can blank out the teeth, If you cannot I was offering my own personal experience on to people who are also put off by black stumps and want to try another position other than doggie
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by Rogerthedodger » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:55 pm

acebreak wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:58 pm
Nice write up, very well written.
I have been punting years and do a fair bit of leg work prior to a punt, I knew she was a filthy whore that would do anything. But peoples deception of one thing or another can sometimes be misguided. i.e, one person mentioned how fat alyessia was, when in fact I found her a little chubby but not fat as such.
Joanne has no facial pictures online. I have paid for her private gallery again with no luck. so i was happy to see but the face and teeth like i said were so off putting, and also the fact the tv was playing so trying to pump away in doggy whilst trying not to think about her face whilst watching tipping point, whilst trying to answer the questions was just not my own cup of tea.

Anyone that likes filthy sluts and doggy then go ahead
"what she looks like or how old, knackered she is" is a good point. and my point is she could give a good service IF you can blank out the teeth, If you cannot I was offering my own personal experience on to people who are also put off by black stumps and want to try another position other than doggie
I think you hit the nail there Ace - this was your opinion and it should have been taken in that vein. We all like different things which is a good thing. Be a bit boring if we all liked the same thing (and potentially expensive as well!).
What I found interesting was you were one of the first guys to comment on her teeth. You found it a turn off and I am sure that many would too. As for me, I wouldn't necessarily have such an issue as I too have got poor teeth. A point about poor teeth - it doesn't matter how much money you have, if you have a phobia about dentists, you just don't go. That is my problem and I cannot get over it.
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Re: Gentle Joanne

Post by Highlander » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:19 pm

scottinyork wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:26 am
MasterBeds wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:13 am
I have not met Kat and can’t comment on her, but by the feedback read, she’s more a crack-whore than Joanne appears to be. I don’t get all the pissing about she makes you do before actually encountering her. What’s that about? Is that a control fetish or just some very elaborate and unnecessary, and apparently, failing mechanism to weed out the chaff from the pure? Sure, I will visit, when in the area, but that has never converged.
She picked up a seriously deranged stalker at one point, and that's why she became ultra-cautious.
I'm not convinced about the stalker story, I think she's just eccentric and enjoys mucking people about before she sees them. I remember seeing her about 3 years ago in a hotel in west London, when someone on the old site said that her stalker (and ex boyfriend) had slashed her forehead. But I could see clearly that it was a lipstick mark that she had drawn on herself. I couldn't see any cuts or bruises on her body anywhere.
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